Guffadi

Heads and tales: Oli’s Euro trip

Maybe our politicians should learn a thing or two from the netas around the world: they resign when they feel that they have failed the country

Guffadi, Jun 14 2019

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Whose budget is it anyway?

How about our VVIPs ride around town in bicycles for a year and lead by example instead of looting us more?

Post Report, May 31 2019

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Heads and Tales: Oli is back!

Our President got done visiting China a few weeks ago and now Oli is back in town after wasting our taxpayers money. Our netas think that they need to travel to foreign lands to show that they are thulo mancheys. Why can’t our President do a nation-wide tour and visit all of our districts.

Guffadi, May 17 2019

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Shift the Capital!

I think we can solve some of our VVIP-induced traffic jams if we shift the capital elsewhere. Chitwan would be the best place to shift our Very Very Irritating People who have no shame wasting our taxpayers money on luxury vehicles, chiya kharcha and medical treatment abroad.

Guffadi, May 04 2019

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This country is going down the drain because of corrupt politicians and hakim sahebs.

Let us congratulate all those who received medals from our great communist government this week. This is the land where fake VAT bill byaparis get awarded with Supraval Janasewa Shree medal from the President

Guffadi, Apr 20 2019

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Our comrades have either lost their minds or they have become too big for their boots

Oli Ba tells us that we should be proud of his government because it wants to make Nepal peaceful and prosperous by restricting freedom of speech, peaceful assembly and other fundamental rights enshrined in the constitution.

Guffadi, Apr 05 2019

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Fools Don’t Invest (FDI)

Our great Commie government on Earth is organising the Investment Summit next week to attract cunning foreigners to invest in this country Yes, fools don’t invest in this land

Guffadi, Mar 23 2019

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The first rule in world politics is never criticise the United States unless you have nukes

Although the conflict between the Desis and the Paks seems to have de-escalated, our national comedian masquerading as our Prime Monster could win the Nobel Peace Prize next year if he can mediate to work on a deal to end all conflicts in the region.

Guffadi, Mar 09 2019

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Oli needs to relax and stick to one-liners and make us laugh with his comedy

First of all, let us congratulate our Prime Monster Oli Ba for completing his one year in office the second time around. Oli tells us that his government has laid a solid foundation for prosperity in our land.

Guffadi, Feb 15 2019

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Break up song

It’s sad to hear that Bibeksheel Sajha (BS) Party folks have decided to split up. Our political parties are good at breaking up and then making up and breaking up again to fulfill the interest of a bunch of so-called leaders and I guess Bibeksheel Sajha has met the same fate. So that means we can actually call the BS wallahs a true political party from now onwards.

Guffadi, Jan 19 2019

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In the name of politics

It seems that one can get away with murder, win election, go into hiding and meet the country’s Prime Monster in a foreign land and then come back, surrender, stay in jail and then take the oath of office as one of our lawmakers and then go back to jail and wait for the government to hopefully withdraw the case soon. How on earth can a person who is in jail take the oath of office as a member of the House?

Guffadi, Jan 05 2019

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